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make me choose:
↳ juveniall asked: calum’s biceps or ashton’s abs

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#ashton irwin #boyfriend 


Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

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Social Experiment 2.0

I’d be okay with this.



Social Experiment 2.0

I’d be okay with this.

posted 2 hours ago  with 75,141 notes  via assume  and dissollve


okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

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trying to finish an essay thats due tomorrow more like


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i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

posted 5 hours ago  with 213,438 notes  via bastille  and brobecks